I like to write. I just moved across the country. I have no idea what I’m doing.Mega PleaseTumblr (3.0; @megaplease)http://megaplease.tumblr.com/Cannery of Crazy. I have, once or twice (or 10) times in my life, been accused of stringing people along. Whilst I...http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/34220570824http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/34220570824Wed, 24 Oct 2012 03:39:37 -0400Reboot. Its time to start updating again. My life hasn’t gotten any less ridiculous in my few silent...http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/32725901085http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/32725901085Tue, 02 Oct 2012 03:12:00 -0400Marriage and Mortality I confuse myself a lot of the time. Things that I believe to be true can generally tend to run in...http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/24119884379http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/24119884379Thu, 31 May 2012 04:13:00 -0400When You Play the Game of Numbers, You Win or You Die Whilst mulling over our individual romantic lives yesterday with my friend Kate on our way to her...http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/23724382995http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/23724382995Fri, 25 May 2012 03:53:50 -0400Match.weirdThe thing about Match.com is that not only does it suck, it knows it sucks.  Not only is the site...http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/22767814638http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/22767814638Thu, 10 May 2012 01:55:07 -0400Late 90's Aggression Last night, my dear friend Katy and I got treated to the delicious late-90s sweet jams courtesy of...http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/21313470974http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/21313470974Wed, 18 Apr 2012 01:32:00 -0400Potatoes vs. Avocados. The stunning achievement of my 26th year is that a month prior I purchased a brand new computer....http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/21202762656http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/21202762656Mon, 16 Apr 2012 03:59:00 -0400Of Ra(n)ts and Men Perhaps i reek of fresh meat. That my unfamiliar face busting down Polk Street inspires the enamor...http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/11900083460http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/11900083460Tue, 25 Oct 2011 02:43:00 -0400boondogglin'It has been one month and (as of an hour ago) a half since I left the state of New York. I’m...http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/11688370330http://megaplease.tumblr.com/post/11688370330Thu, 20 Oct 2011 04:51:00 -0400